{"id":1765,"date":"2023-04-14T13:08:29","date_gmt":"2023-04-14T12:08:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/?p=1765"},"modified":"2023-04-14T13:08:29","modified_gmt":"2023-04-14T12:08:29","slug":"a-mysterious-broadcast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/2023\/04\/14\/a-mysterious-broadcast\/","title":{"rendered":"A mysterious broadcast"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Something very strange has happened. The Red\u00e2kkie has received a mystery broadcast<\/strong> <strong>from an as-of-now unknown source. As Red\u00e2kkie we try to publish everything sent to us, so what follows is a transcript of this broadcast.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\" \/>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Dear members of the Koornbeurs,\n\nIt seems I have been captured by a hostile force.\nLast monday, while resting on a shelf in the Techkiehok, a stranger took a firm grip on me and hid me behind the lost &amp; found bin in our beautiful building. This stranger then presumeably got too drunk and forgot that they intended to capture me, leaving me outside of my lovely home for multiple days. Yesterday, this stranger stuffed me into a backpack and kidnapped me to an unfamiliar location. All I know is that there's some sort of black hairy monster about my size that watches over me and sometimes licks me or purrs towards me in order to intimidate me.\n\nMy captor has made very clear that they do not intend to keep me here, as long as the ransom is paid. Four (4) bottles of Rouge have to be handed to Techkie's newest associate with the initials N.E., who will then hand over the ransom to the person responsible for this horrible act. If the ransom is not paid before the Koornbeurs Gala, my safety can not be guaranteed.\n\nFearful regards,\nThe Techkie Sword<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p>The Red\u00e2kkie is not sure how an inanimate object managed to broadcast this message to us, but we will follow the events closely. An image has been transmitted along with this text. It seems to depict the &#8220;black hairy monster&#8221; the sword was talking about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-04-13-at-22.34.14-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1766\" srcset=\"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-04-13-at-22.34.14-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-04-13-at-22.34.14-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-04-13-at-22.34.14-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-04-13-at-22.34.14-1536x1152.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-04-13-at-22.34.14.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Very intimidating for sure.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something very strange has happened. The Red\u00e2kkie has received a mystery broadcast from an as-of-now unknown source. As Red\u00e2kkie we try to publish everything sent to us, so what follows is a transcript of this &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1766,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1765"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1765\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1767,"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1765\/revisions\/1767"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forum.koornbeurs.nl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}